


A Horribly Written Zoids Fic

by pyrokitty



Category: Zoids
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2002-05-23
Updated: 2002-08-25
Packaged: 2013-05-11 20:17:37
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 507
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/793024/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/190435/pyrokitty
Summary: This is for humor so dont flame me and if you reely feel that it is neccesary to flame me i have an email adress and enjoy the story ^O^





	1. Daeth ands Deeestooction

Disclaimer: I don't own zoids zero or zoids chaotic century.  
  
A Horribly Written Zoids Fic  
  
Author's note: this horribly written zoids fic is a fic written by the guidelines of BIOWOLF's How to Write a Zoids Fic. That meens that it is horriblibily written and badily spelled. And yees biowolf's fic was just fur humore. ^-^ ^O^  
  
1 dya, thee blits teem wuz challenged 2 a zoiddds battle against thee death teem. Thee daeth teem wuz a neew teem annd no1 knews whos or wat wuz onn iit. Thee blits teem acsepted thee baattlle. On thee dya of the battle, the blitz teem wuz getting reedie fur the battle and they deciddeed they wood send bit leeena and bread out 2 thee battlee. Theey launched thee zooids out of thee huver cargo and all thee zoidds rored annd stuuuf ^O^. theen 3 zoooids that theeey have neeveer sawed befored cames outs ofs a's biiigy huuuge larg wale king. theen 3 zoooids that theeey have neeveer sawed befored cames outs ofs a's biiigy huuuge larg wale king. theen 3 zoooids that theeey have neeveer sawed befored cames outs ofs a's biiigy huuuge larg wale king ^-^. Thhee 3 zzoids wer a daeth stingy object (piloted bys hilttz), a geeno braker (piiloteed bys RAVEN), ands a daeth soarer (piloted bys proozan). Thee blits teem screemed "wees is alls dooomeed". "buut wees hasas 2 tri!" screeemed bread. "yees buut theys has alls thee unstoopablee zooids!" screeemeed veega, docs, magor pulta, gack, gamee, ands a toester whoo wer alls ther mystieriuslie. Theys weres ins deebisns. "okitay" said bread, "chaaarge". Theys all charged buut felled oveer wheen bread tripppeeed oversed a's rocks whiched was mysteriuslys ther. "boo ha ha" lafed raven. "theys wonts wins agansts usies" lafes hitz. "im a bananana" sayz pruzan. Allss these heeroos geets ups and charrgees ands doonts trippies over a rock and theen  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Theres wuz a hugeee eexplossioon ass thee geeeno braker, daeth stinging, ands these daetht sorer fires there chargeed tentacle beem. Alls these heeroas dieeeez. Thhhhhheeeeeee eeennnnds ^O^  
  
P.s. this was only a joke. No flames pleez ^O^ 


	2. Hairy Life

A/N: Sorry I haven't written anything for a while (I've been enjoying the summer). I hope ya like it! R&R please.  
  
^O^ A Day in the Life of Harry Champ ^O^  
  
1 morninng Hairy woked up & hhad sum cofeeeee with lotsa lotsa salty and bacconn and he wallkeed 2 hiis rooom 2 changgee klothesssssss wheen al of a suddenn he tripped and falleeed. Heee brokeeed hiiis arm. Hee brokeeed hiiiiiis arm. Ouch said hary!! Oweee oweee oweeeeeeee! H theene gottt intooo hiss soid annnd wennt inntoo battlee with tha blits teem. Heee waaas usinggg hiis daarrk hon. Biiit charged at hhhim w/ hi ligr 0 and beet up haary. Hairy sayed ow. Aannd theeen,  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
There waaaass a hhhuuuugggeeee expelosun & evvveery1 diiieeed. Tthheeeee eeennnd ^O^  
  
A/N: its horrible isn't it? Review now! And check out trowaslove's stories and review them, 2. 


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